I went out for breakfast today because I wanted eggs benedict. Instead, I got a special suggested by the waitress was like eggs benedict, but instead of being put on an English muffin it was actually put on a grilled cheese sandwich which had pulled pork in it (I suppose it’d be a “melt” for the pedants out there) along with some avocado and a chipotle hollandaise. Of course it came with a side of ass fattener home fries. There was also a small fruit bowl to give some semblance of health to the meal.

It was dangerously good but I need to go back to bed now. Waking up early to watch the Monaco GP qualifying didn’t help and the coffee is not effective against that gargantuan breakfast.

Next time, I think I’ll stick with a classic eggs benedict.