I thought that Home Depot’s whole “order online, we’ll have your shit ready in a couple hours” actually meant that I could order online and they’d have my shit ready in a couple hours. Ninja edit: My ordre is ready, not two point five hours after they close. Chicken fuckers.

In other news, I only have one bathroom right now. I haven’t slept in dayse either. Kinda going stir crazy and getting a bit punchy. You can take the guy out of the Elvis, but the Elvis won’t come out of the guy, guy.