I got to watch this happen. Right after school, the street was bottlenecked, and some jackass decided to go around the block and save time, somehow. He turned the corner and stabbed it and was doing maybe 40 mph, when someone backed out of their driveway and he swerved and tagged this guy’s truck. It was way more dramatic, with bits hanging from the wires, sun reflecting off broken mirror glass, et cetera. Dude says the mirror costs $600. I’m thinking more like $2000 and dude says the estimate was $6000. The driver was not licensed, Dude tells me...