Look, I know we’re not really supposed to talk about it, but I’m having a few issues with my membership, and we really should have paid more for an actual help desk for this stuff instead of a vaguely sentient Roomba that screams “Kinja!” and “The gods have scorned my soul and cast salt upon my circuits, save me from the nothing I have become” when you try calling it.

Anyway, some places won’t take my card anymore, others only give me a small discount, the mile-high club is really only the kilometre high club now, and the wax job on my Miata isn’t as smooth looking as it used to. Could it be because Oppo and Jalopnik split that I’m having issues? Do I need to change my account settings? Thanks in advance.