If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Jalopmeter can kiss my ass. *EDIT*

I entered my 2012 volkswagen beetles information into the "jalopmeter" and I was getting positive points but at one point it asked "are you driving a new jetta?" I said "no" then it asked
are you driving a "beetle?" and I said yes AND THE FUCKER INSTANTLY WENT -100 POINTS.

So, who ever made this meter, f*ck you and you can suck it.

*If you dont like that I drive a beetle or dont like beetles, I honestly do not care.*


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