Anyone near Wilmington want to kidnap my parents and drive them to Virginia? I’ll reimburse you, provide you shelter, and cook good food.

My last smoked brisket. Delicious.

They live south of Wilmington near the coast and are being idiots. “It’s too late to leave”. You have two more days! Finish shit up and hit the road. I think my dad’s on board, but mom is being dumb. I swear to God, if I gotta drive down in the truck after this and fish them out I’ll be pissed.

UPDATE

They finally got a mandatory evacuation of their county, do they wised up and listened. Thanks for all the shared concern!