Driving on the highway today, my wife comments as we pass a Juke.

Wife: Oh, that’s cute.

Me: *Screams internally*

Wife: But a little too small.

Me: *Breath of relief*

Wife: For my next car I think I’d like something where I sit up a little higher.

Me: Okay. (Sad that we will finally succumb to the CUV trend)

Although, after thinking about it later, maybe when the time comes I’ll see if she is interested in a Porsche Macan. Fortunately she does not expect anything soon, as her Mazda3s is only 3 years old and has very few miles on it.

And why get an SUV when I can fit two patio chair, a small table, and groceries in my GTI.