Just finished my application to Ford to be accepted to buy a Ford GT. One of the fields wanted me to discuss a highlight in my racing career. My response:

“One time I spun out before the finish line, maintained momentum and finished in reverse.”

*Awaits location for delivery acceptance.*

In all fairness I did state that I can’t afford a Ford GT. So I asked if I could just drive one for a day on the grounds that I return it with a full tank of fuel. That reasonable, right?