Not bad, but I have to say, I just don’t get it. Why not just have a liftback option for the A4 instead (think first gen Mazda6)? Why did they take the coupe-designated A5 and add 2 doors and make it a liftback? Did they really need to make a direct competitor to the 4-series GC?

Audi America is maddening.

Why is the S3 only a sedan?

Why is the A3 sportback e-tron only?

Why is the only wagon the A4 allroad?

Why do I even care when we all know I can’t afford any of these?

And what’s the deal with airline food?

Thank you.