Alternate Headline: Kanye Meets POTUS-elect, Wears A Sweatshirt

Look closely: this may be the only time you’ll ever see Donald Trump feeling awkward.

Trump will be nominating Kanye West as his cabinet member in charge of overseeing social and restorative justice, Secretary of Sensitivity. Kanye’s office will be in a pronoun-nonspecific bathroom down the street because Trump will have the existing such Whitehouse bathroom, installed at the behest of President and Mrs. Obama, remodeled with nothing but standing urinals.


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