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Keep Your Head on a Swivel, Oppo

Just a reminder that tonight is one of the single worst nights in terms of drunk drivers. I know y'all are for the most part pretty responsible, but make sure to have a DD BEFORE the party. NEVER EVER drink and drive. For everyone that will drive tonight, make sure to keep your head on a swivel, especially at intersections, and for wrong-way drivers. I'm only twenty-fucking-one and have already lost 2 too many friends to drunk drivers. Let's make sure the New Year is a happy one, Oppo!


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