They come to me carrying their chromebooks and their nose is running and they wipe their nose with their hand, then smear the liquid on the chromebook while they’re standing there. One kid had several paper towels folded into a square and was mopping his nose while using a chromebook. They sneeze and cough into their shirts; if not laundered, a shirt can carry a virus for up to a week. They eat Red Hot Cheetos and Taqis, get their fingers covered in red powder, then lick their fingers. (If they show up eating Cheetos, I send them to the bathroom to wash their hands with soap and then mark them tardy.)

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