I was walking back from my Kia (street parked) and a mom in my complex told me that the other night her 3 year old son said “mommy, why does that man have so many cars?”. She said it was because I wanted to drive different cars on different days. Which, is kinda true?

I am always out cleaning/maintaining. Like nearly every night, so most people in my townhouse complex know me.

Kids love the cars, especially the truck and Fiesta. Kids are inherently car people, they love the noise, shiny metal, bright colours and stripes. 

Makes me kinda want one. Then I come to my senses.