If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Kijiji Capers

I’ve had several potential purchasers that have been...interesting. One asked “will you take $500?” I replied “I was thinking of a figure closer to $1000 than $500.” Another asked if I had a cellular phone he could text for more information. I replied “unfortunately not, but I am willing to answer any questions about the car via email.” Another person emailed me to ask if the car was still available. I replied with “yes it is, do you have any questions about it?” What do all of these people have in common? They haven't replied in four days. I may have to scrap this thing if worst comes to worst.

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