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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the perfect automobile.

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Rust Patina? ✓

Purple? ✓

Ukranian Canadian Centennial (whatever the fuck that means) vanity plate? ✓

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Digital dash? ✓

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Couch seats? ✓

Dead brand? ✓

V8? ✓

The 1995 Mercury Grand Marquis: The best car ever made.

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