Ah, the Landau top. Once a classy accessory for your Cadillac or Lincoln, now an automotive dinosaur worthy of ridicule that refuses to die.

What are some other “Landau tops” of the world? I’ll nominate the Members Only jacket. No better way to tell the world “I’m out of touch” or “I’m a hipster douche” than to wear one of these.

Give me some more, Oppo.