This short post is directed to the guy in the grey VW Jetta I crossed on the highway, for doing what is described in the image on the top left corner.

Dear idiot,

if you’re in the slow lane, doing 50, and someone doing 75 in, say, a black kia, is about to overtake you, you can’t suddenly camp in both lanes. Why? who knows.

Maybe you don’t like how fast I was going, maybe you saw some sort of obstacle that was invisible to me, maybe you were falling asleep and the screeching brakes and horn woke you up.


Either way. eat a bag of your least prefered human genitals.


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