Last chance to buy Aussie muscle cars before they all turn into Ferraris

For 50,000 years God has been trying to convince humans to stay the fuck out of Australia. He’s tried sharks, spiders, snakes, jellyfish, drought, locusts, Pauline Hanson: none of it’s worked. This year it appears his plan is to burn the little bastards out.

Map of current bushfires in Oz:


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