Illustration for article titled Last night I had a dream about oppopocalypse.

In my dream Stef Schrader turned out to be a Ukrainian national named Kristen Zalowski (And a multimillionare). She strong-armed the purchase of Oppositelock and turned it into a RallyDuck merch store.......... yeah I have no clue why I had a dream that weird.


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