Note tastefully positioned rag hiding cracks in the center console.

It looks all Armor All-y because I had just applied the conditioner, I promise it’s less shiny now.

I’m technically unemployed for two weeks until my next job starts, so I get to spend a lot of time being obsessive over my cars. I kind of prefer this to working, even though it’s a bit awkward to spend three hours cleaning and waxing a Jaguar at a self-service car wash from 10-1 on a weekday.