You’re telling me a guy that goes by the name “Vehicle Identification Number Diesel,” in a movie about grown-ass adults with too much disposable income farting around in econoboxes, is going to end up with as many sequels as four decades worth of Star Wars? And the next one is going to feature the hero of Mad Max: Fury Road (and my on-and-off again waifu) as the antagonist?? I should probably see one of these movies.

OMG, his name is Mark Sinclair! A “VIN” is a mark and Sinclair...

This guy went all in for this franchise.

My name is Badge Petrol, and I’m an actor!