Have a million or two rolled up in your sock drawer? Great. I have found the appropriate outlet for your rainy-day trust fund. Behold, a government-remaindered Sikorsky UH-60A Black Hawk medium lift utility helicopter.
It comes with all records and documentation, and is being sold "as-is" in Meridianville, AL. You're probably going to have to do a little maintenance before it gets off the ground, but who doesn't love a good project, er, `copter? The bidding starts at $1,323,000.00 with the reserve not met.