Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i’d started and hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner pee. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!

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It’s serious now -
We are 2 days into self-isolation
and it’s very upsetting for me to witness my husband kev standing at the living room window staring aimlessly into space and rocking forwards and backwards with tears running down his cheeks.
It breaks my heart to see him like this.
I’ve thought very hard of how I can cheer him up.
I’ve even considered letting him come in.... but rules are rules.
Stay safe stay well.

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