I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m going to have to get a vehicle. I’m going to get some sort of truck in the next 2 months. It’s most likely to be a Ford Ranger/Sport Trac/Mazda B-series. I’m probably not going to spend more than $4-5k.

Anyway, in my cursory glances at Craigslist, cars.com, etc., I’ve come across some... INTERESTING items. Like this Ram they actually want $4000 for.

So, here’s the challenge. Find me the worst way to spend $3000-$5000. It can either be in alarmingly bad condition for the price, a dangerously unreliable model, painfully undesirable, or some combination. Let’s say it has to be in running condition and passing emissions, but it doesn't need to be in my geographical area.

Bring it on, MFers.