More specifically, let’s talk about the resultants of sex, aka: love children.. But not just any love children, love children that, I’m pretty sure, came from the union of some drop-dead gorgeous sex robot from the future, and a Decepticon.

I came across these pics of a MV Augusta’s new Turismo Veloce RC yesterday.. and after drooling over them, I thought I’d share... It’s MV’s Turismo Veloce, their sport tourer- but it’s been elevated to new “RC” status... which means it got some upgraded go-fast/light-weight components as well as a sweet racing livery.

Under 400 pounds and 130 HP.... not too shabby....
You can see the Sex Robot heritage here.... mmmmmmmmmmmm......
Even with bags, would hoon.

Another MV bike that got the RC treatment is the Brutale 800 RC Dragster. Which is Italian for “Brutal Dragster” It looks like what I’d imagine a marital aid from the First Church of Appliantology would resemble....

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As frequently mentioned when viewing a MV (while biting lip), “Dat exhaust.....”

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MV’s top-of-the-line F4 got the RC treatment too... 380 pounds and 215 HP. Quite the token of someone’s extreme... I just can’t even imagine...

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Alright, must zip up pants and go to work............................