Okay it’s two years late get off my back guys JEEZ.

Hi PS9,

Sorry to hear about your untimely passing. I can assure your grieving family and the rest of Oppo that I, myself, am not a member nor a spy of the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of KOREA NUMBER ONE.

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Hi, Mini,

Hey that’s pretty cool. Perchance do you have any stories about a rogue scuba diver piloting an A10 Warthog to victory against South Korea?

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Thanks for the potatoes bud.

Hi, Paul,

I have a low-hanging-fruit answer about Mustangs at Cars and Coffee. It involves a burlap sack of potatoes and about half an hour of your time.

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5. BJ’s
4. Delfino’s Chicago Style Pizza
3. Burger King
2. Oh you said napkins
1. The cloth one

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Hi, TFritsch,

Accords are not cool, and not good. I’m more of an electric bicycle dork.


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