Ugh.

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Dear EAI,

I also like Taco Bell.

Dear Scoob,

TOYOTA CSELNSIOUSR

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Dear TheCrazyKanuck,

I don’t know who you are, quit throwing bricks through my window with adoption papers glued to them.

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Dear Highlander,

Jokes on you I hate all my scarves.

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Dear Nibby,

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Dear Roman J. Israel, Esq.

I do like cheese. Cheese is cheesy. Also upcheese my reddit ama and smash that subscribe button!

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Dear Arrivederci,

I don’t watch Acura commercials, I’m waiting for marriage.

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Dear Snuze,

G35.

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Dear OPPOsaurus,

Take me, my body is your temple.

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Okay.

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Dear Dutchie,

Sure.


Alright I’m going to stop accepting more letters people keep sending me eggs with very racist messages written on them goodbye.