I also like Taco Bell.
I don’t know who you are, quit throwing bricks through my window with adoption papers glued to them.
Jokes on you I hate all my scarves.
Dear Roman J. Israel, Esq.
I do like cheese. Cheese is cheesy. Also upcheese my reddit ama and smash that subscribe button!
I don’t watch Acura commercials, I’m waiting for marriage.
Take me, my body is your temple.
Alright I’m going to stop accepting more letters people keep sending me eggs with very racist messages written on them goodbye.