If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Life for a Vette faithfull:

Chevy: Introduces C7, the first Corvette Where the standard model does 0-60 in under 4 seconds with one of the best interiors for a sub-$100k car on the market.

Auto-Journos and haters: Well at least it doesn’t have quite as BAD of an interior any more...


Chevy: Introduces the Z06, one of less than 5 RWD cars in the world that can do 0-60 in under 3 seconds.

Auto-Journos and haters: Yeah, but how much faster would it be with AWD, bro?

Chevy: Introduces the Grand Sport, made up of Z06 add ons with the standard engine under hood. The GS proceeds to wreck every car that isn’t a track-day special around VIR.

Auto-Journos and haters: Yeah, but the engine sits up front like some sort of normal car. So it must be bad and slow and stupid.

Chevy: Drops spy shots of the ZR1.

Auto-Journos and critics: *crickets*

Me: *breathing intensifies*

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