1. Figure out why Chipotle doesn’t offer a large-size guacamole
  2. Have a sweet shirt with an airborne Celica rally car on it
  3. Have an article published to the FP
  4. Be mentioned in an Oppo title tag line thingy
  5. Make the best damn pan-seared steak this side of New Orleans
  6. Have a cool dog
  7. Do a sick burnout
  8. Drink delicious beers often
  9. Wrestle a Cape Buffalo to the ground with my bare arms
  10. Be better at Forza Horizon 2 than Brian Silvestro
  11. Be way better at Forza Horizon 2 than Brian Silvestro