What is this nonsense tagline?? Yall gotta be ready for power steering failure, pushing your dead crapcan off the road, or whatever else may come your way!

Get your slackin' butts off Oppo and go pick things up and put them down, nerds!*

Look, you can even do axle deadlifts! Totally relevant and applicable! Well, maybe I'm the only one with an axle swap looming over their vehicle, but still!


*I say this as a term of endearment, nerds, do what you want wif your lives<3