I don't think there's anything I wouldn't do for a Linc like this. Anyone here with an absurd amount of money? Mind buying it for me? I bet if everyone on Oppo gave me ten dollars I could buy this. Or... I know! Hey Oppo, got any sainted grandmothers you hate? Cousins? Elderly relatives who keep asking you, "how's college?" or "never trust a Ruskie, kid". I'll kill them for this car.

For real.

Hit me up.

I am not in the least bit joking.