This eensy beensy teeny tiny widdle bottle of hand sanitizer was part of the employer swag bags at the George Mason University career fair back what seems like ages ago, but was actually mid-February. I found it cleaning out my trunk. Now it’s going to last me like maybe 2-3 whole grocery trips. Score!
P.S. Yes it really is that tiny. While my hands are noticeably larger than Donald Trump’s, they’re only a bit above average size for an adult male human.