Caught his ass on tape. Cop car, lot supervisor and security were waiting outside at the gate to take him away. Bet the poor sap thought he was going home early tonight as I had.
Goddamnit. Don’t be dumb. You aren’t going to get away with it, there are cameras everywhere and metal detectors waiting for you when you leave. It’s not gonna happen. Oppotunity cost is giving up a(n admittadly shittly paying) ~$20k/year job for one iphone or snapback or whatever it is you’re not going to get away with. Just don’t.