Look Here Asshole

If a faster car is attempting to pass you because you're driving too slowly in your big fat minivan with fake exhaust tips and a bodykit, don't you dare try and block them from passing by cutting into their lane.

Because if you do, I will hunt you down, cut out your small intestine and flap it in your face. I will then spread your remains over the interior of your prized minivan and ensure your eyeballs sit in both it's fake exhaust tips.


//homicidal rant over

//don't worry Oppo

//I don't actually murder people.

Here's a Porsche 928 S4 that I saw on the way home today.

Illustration for article titled Look Here Asshole

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