Illustration for article titled Look! Its a Scooter!

It’s not just a scooter, it’s a FREE scooter!

Illustration for article titled Look! Its a Scooter!
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Some inattentive scooterist (?) left his keys in the ignition. I tracked down security and turned them in before someone decided to go for a joy ride.

I admit, I was tempted to take it around the parking lot....

If stickers add 5 horsepower, what do spiky license plates and giant pin-on American flags add?

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