Surprise, surprise! I’m visiting the States after years of being away. Couldn’t be happier :)

I went to one of LKQ’s junkyards where they allow outside schlubs to wander.

This is what I saw.

I’m glad these are here and not on the road:

PT Cruisers

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Spray paint specials

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Smelly cab

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Smelly involuntary cab

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Not pictured: Kia Amantis, everything that’s a Chrysler.

The fucked up ones:

This Avalon took it up the ass. All the way up.

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This one slid into a pole

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The A pillar is right at the driver seat

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Shit’s on fire, yo!

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Jaws of life

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The car hitting the M Class flew over it?

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DeMuro special:

Sadly, no bumpers remain to contain the warranty.

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Prettiest Blue Disco:

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So that’s what Ram front quarter chassis looks like:

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Get dat down force boi!:

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A wild Lancer Wagon appears:

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Guts:

10 dollhairs to whoever recognizes the cars.

A.

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B.

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C.

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D.

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Half an A Pillar, roof and windshield. That’s all I need.:

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Belle of the (wrecking) ball:

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Pretty outside, but empty inside.

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Mexican fuel consumed:

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BONUS - Teasers to my next project: Camping in Cars with Uly

A rain storm passed by while we were looking. So Uly and I took refuge in the luxurious S Class at first. Then a Cadillac Deville.

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Thunder and lightening scared everyone but us.

We weren’t scared at all. I swear!

Now, if someone can tell me how to share videos online without having to make an account, we’ll be golden.