And I’m sure the BBC higher-ups are avid Oppo readers, so I’m throwing my hat into the ring. Qualifications? Qualifications:
-I can speak British
-I’ve driven on TV (The Today Show, which gets a hell of a lot better ratings than your crummy show...)
-I don’t flash my dick to random coworkers
I have experience driving on a runway I don’t think I should talk about that...
-I wear more than one outfit
-I’d watch the shit out of me