If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Looks like there's a vacant spot in the TG lineup...

And I’m sure the BBC higher-ups are avid Oppo readers, so I’m throwing my hat into the ring. Qualifications? Qualifications:

-I can speak British

-I’ve driven on TV (The Today Show, which gets a hell of a lot better ratings than your crummy show...)

-I don’t flash my dick to random coworkers

-I’ve driven all manner of supercars

-I have experience driving on a runway I don’t think I should talk about that...

-I wear more than one outfit

-I’d watch the shit out of me


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