I found the captain of the douche canoe yesterday.
we’re at a red light, traffics a mess, as soon as the light turns green he starts revving his engine. Traffics not moving so he beeps, cuz you know thats going to magically get everyone out of his way. Traffic moves about 5' so he drops the clutch to chirp his wheels and stop again. He manages to get around the car infront of him, almost hitting the curb to just cut infront of the next car and get nowhere. what a DOUCHE.