Phones are too thin. Why do they have to be so thin? The screens are wide as hell now but they keep getting thinner. There’s no room for the battery and its the most crucial component. Who the hell is telling these manufacturers to keep making phones thinner?

I have a proposal for when we figure out who that fucker is. First, we make them read 100 articles a day on minimum brightness in direct sunlight. Then we gather all our extra chargers, cables, & extended battery cases and just crush them to death with all the extra shit they force us to carry around.

The fact that there’s an industry dedicated to fixing a problem with your product should tell you what to adjust next time you go about designing it.