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Make Tony's Car Clean Again

First wash of this administration. I’d also like to announce new regulations, they’re going to be the best, you know they’re going to be the best. First, extreme vetting of passengers from places with open beverages. Second, I will erect a wall of wax between our glorious clear coat and the filthy plant Polen and finally I will drain the soap bucket.

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