If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Man, am I old.

When I was in high school, I thought I was the edgiest of edgelords because I listened to speed/thrash metal, and even got called out by one of my stodgier teachers.

Now, Megadeth is being used to advertise for fucking iPhones.


(music is Last Rites/Loved You to Deth, from Killing is My Business, and Business is Good. in case you were wondering.)

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