When I was in high school, I thought I was the edgiest of edgelords because I listened to speed/thrash metal, and even got called out by one of my stodgier teachers.
Now, Megadeth is being used to advertise for fucking iPhones.
FUCK I’M OLD
(music is Last Rites/Loved You to Deth, from Killing is My Business, and Business is Good. in case you were wondering.)