Police in Saarbr├╝cken noticed a weird looking vehicle parked on the side of the road. Two wheels had no tires on them and were heavily bent. It was easy to follow the grooves in the tarmac to a place 10 kms outside of Saarbr├╝cken, where tires must have gone AWOL. When contacted the owner said that a curb ripped the tires off. O.K. BUT WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KEEP ON DRIVING?????

I think he should loose his license. If he is that stupid, who knows what's next?