Thank you Oppo for keeping me entertained during this mind-numbing training.

"Is it okay to congratulate a co-worker by slapping him or her on the bottom in a playful manner?"

"Is it okay to demand sexual favors in exchange for a raise?"

It's the law that I go through this for TWO HOURS! This is a 5 minute training, at best!

Keep posting good stuff so I don't jump out of my office window.