Item 1: quirky folk bait: a B3 Alpina 3.0
I’ve seen one alleged Alpina in person, it was maybe a 7-series. But this is pretty cool. Love the wheels.
Item 2: E90M3 & Archduke (& also HFV) bait — this 128i M-sport package
Interior needs some polishing, but I know people love these and I suspect they’ll just keep getting more and more expensive used.
Item 3: “I like M cars but don’t like the idea of owning one” folk bait - 228i M-sport
Blue with two-tone interior hnnnnng. Am I wrong for liking the 2-series?
And speaking of 2..
Item 4: Well, there you go... no bait... M235i convertible
There are countless BMWs on the road in my corner of the country. But I only just know learned that they made a 2-series convertible. And apparently, at least one person bought one! But hey, it’s a modern manual convertible. More than you can say for Mercedes or Lexus...
Item 5: “thatguythathadanE36M3solditthengotaGTIlaterandneverpostshereanymore” bait — E36 M3
Is there any E36 left on the road that don’t have dubious mods? Looks like the wheels will rub if you load a few grocery bags. But hey, no (maybe) rust!
Item 6: “I shouldn’t like these but I almost do” — Z4 Coupe 3.0i
Cargo capacity: 10.1 cubic feet. [heavy breathing.png]
Item 7: “But I don’t have ‘fuck you’ monies” — M6 coupe
The colors, children! THE COLORS!
Item 8: Everybody-bait... CLOWNSHOE!
Will these ever be affordable again? Hummmm no. You could save a penny and get this hardtop, which I suspect will never increase in value like anything compared to the coupe...