On my way to work this morning, I encountered bad drivers. Many bad drivers. If a line graph showed how many bad drivers I encountered every day, today would show a huge spike outside of the average. Why are they bad, you ask?

How about the SIX cars that stopped for imaginary stop signs? The driver that stopped short of the light four full car lengths from the clearly-drawn line that shows WHERE to stop at? The school zone speeders (I counted four)? The guy in the Tundra with an off-centered light bar that suddenly and slowly turned right from the center lane?

Some asshole drivers, but mostly just BAD drivers.

I’m glad my wife’s Expedition (my car is in the shop with a bum water pump) doesn’t have a brush guard, because I MIGHT have gone all Mad Max on them.

WOOSAAAAAAA....