“No one wants to spend six hours driving with me to look at that Tercel!”

“Maybe this is the universe’s way of telling you to buy a nice car!”

“Well I found a nice car but you didn’t want to go with me.”

“I’m not driving with you to San Jose to look at a car.”

“Well that may be your only hope of getting me out of the Old Toyota loop. Don’t you love me?”

“... I’m not going to California, I’m not going to Florida, I’m not going to New Jersey, to look at a car.”