Matthew Inman has done it once again. I highly recommend reading his ode to the mole speeding towards Mars, due to land (or, statistically speaking more likely, fail to land) Monday.

Seriously, read this.
Illustration: Matthew Inman (The Oatmeal)

You can read more about the comic, and mission, here.

(This post was scheduled to land after turkey day since many of you will be preoccupied, so if 500 other people have shared this comic on Oppo between scheduling and arrival, deal with it.)