My goddamn wheel won’t unlock without mercilessly shaking the crap out of it. Then when it unlocks I can’t turn the car off and restart it without re-locking it, restarting the process all over again.

This could also have something to do with me needing a new key maybe? It’s never done this before today. Go figure the day my dad needs it to go to the doctor where his truck is too tall for the parking garage.