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Mayonnaise Is My Friend

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Don’t mind me. I’ve just got my pre-dinner snack.

I want the VINEGAR, baby!

Also, I need the rest of the mayonnaise.

Because mayonnaise is good.


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Stef Schrader

Contributor, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.