His name is Scorch. (You will ignore the mess or else.) His likes include going fast, going faster, and yes, going faster still. His dislikes include your driving, their driving, and the 1977 Dodge Aspen.

Even I don’t know why the 1977 Dodge Aspen, it seems oddly specific to me, but whatever. Scorch, have you packed yet?

So that’s a “why aren’t we in Dallas yet?” then. Ya know, I can’t think of a single good reason why we aren’t either.